God approached the shoe store. A boundless mystery wearing a false mustache. God opened the door and a bell rang. A small, wounded puppet came from the back, smiled shyly, and proceeded to sell God a nice pair of dress shoes.
God stepped out onto the street admiring the new shoes. And the puppet closed up shop for lunch.
God was later found, lost on a archaic battlefield, wearing the back half of a 2 man pony costume. The puppet meanwhile, fell asleep after lunch, dreaming of a dark and silent forest. A piercing song came from a clearing.
A small bird sings in a ancient cage.
I love that quote. I love whenever jade bos writes something, i write like him, not as good but still.
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I love that quote. I love whenever jade bos writes something, i write like him, not as good but still.
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[snapping my fingers] Wait, do coffeehouse beetniks still do that?
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Yeah, I didn’t know that Alf was busted in the end … did you see my blog post about how I was almost trampled by an elephant two weeks ago … what an adrenalin rush … and me and my buddy were stoned at the time …
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This made me grin foolishly.
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An original 4x6 ink drawing that may come with...Hookers or Cake.
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